The taliban according to Jeff Foxworthy---

[davethefish1]

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..." 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
11. Your cousin is president of the United States

[longcast]

I LOVE IT.YOUR COUSIN IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.*****

[SULPHITE]

11. Your cousin is president of the United States

BAM!!

[FF_T_Warren]

Awesome

[longsidelandry]

haha nice

[Country Boy]

thats some funny **** right there.lol

[LPfishnTIM]

I met a missionary from India and he was telling some taliban jokes in broken english. a Taliban Clown was juggling some grenades and a person stops him and says one of those things could blow up, the clown replies its ok, I'll just get another one! A Taliban Suicide bomber instuctor teaches a class and starts by saying, Pay very close attention, I can only show you this once!