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Old 07-20-2010, 06:02 PM
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Default lena and ole


Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.






Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'


So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to

the hospital to have their first baby.


She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole

and said, 'A son! Ain't datGreat!' Well, Ole got excited by

dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,


'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a

little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!'

She's a pretty little ting, too.'


Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said,

Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then



delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself

another boy!'

Ole was flabbergasted by this news!




A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their

three Children home in the self-propelled combine. He was

real Serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree

on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and

You vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'




Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't

get the WD-40
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Old 07-20-2010, 06:46 PM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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Old 07-20-2010, 07:04 PM
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Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. That's funny as ****
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Old 07-20-2010, 07:13 PM
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Would have been hell if he would have used 90 weight gear oil
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Old 07-20-2010, 07:16 PM
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good one !
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:34 PM
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lol
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Old 07-21-2010, 09:24 AM
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Now that's funny
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Old 07-21-2010, 10:17 AM
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thats funnyyyy!
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