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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Obama in Heaven
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks. 'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?' 'No, I am Jesus . . . You will find Mohammed higher up.' Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son . . . . I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee? ''Yes! Please, my Lord.' God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Yo! Mohammed! Two coffees!' |
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OH YEAH
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