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04-28-2011, 10:25 AM
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How dry we are in Tx.
It's so dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are ... giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. 
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04-28-2011, 10:28 AM
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whats that old saying?? "wherever there are 4 catholics there is bound to be a fifth".... LOL
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04-28-2011, 11:59 AM
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 We go for the half gallons here...
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04-28-2011, 12:08 PM
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The cops are the experts on the current criminal trends. If they have determined that a “high capacity” semiautomatic pistol and a .223 semiautomatic rifle with 30-round magazines are the best firearms for them to use to protect people like me and my family, they are obviously the best things for us to use to protect ourselves and our families .
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04-28-2011, 12:14 PM
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its funny when you play white elephant for christmas and people are fighting over who keeps the crown. My fam thinks my aunts the crazy one because she has been sober six months. SHAME... she was a fun drinker
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04-28-2011, 03:43 PM
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