Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

[Andy C]

[SIZE=4]#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.[/SIZE][SIZE=2][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=2]And number one[/SIZE]
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#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!