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Old 08-06-2011, 09:51 PM
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Default Catholic humor!

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Italian altar boy's confession*

A little Catholic sense of humor. I couldn't resist passing this on.*

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.*
I have been with a loose girl.'*

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'*

'And who was the girl you were with?'*

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'*

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you*
may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'*

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'*

'I'll never tell.'*

'Was it Nina Capelli?'*

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'*

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'*

'My lips are sealed.'*

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'*

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'*

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,*
and I admire that.* But you've sinned and have to*
atone. You cannot be an altar boy now*
for 4 months. Now you go and*
behave yourself.'*

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and*
whispers, 'What'd you get?'*

'Four months’ vacation and five good leads ...


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