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Old 09-29-2011, 09:26 AM
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).


These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only these facts about terrorists.

1.The season opened today.
2.There is no limit.
3.They taste just like chicken.
4.They don't like pick-ups, country music or Jesus.
5.They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday.
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HaHa Nice!
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Good one
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Hahahaha. I like that one.
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#5 made me laugh
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Where do we sign up at??
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Can i bring my ,Moisan nagant?
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