Boudreaux...

[evidrine]

Boudreaux decided one night that since his wife was out of town he wanted to go out drinking and pick up a little something on the side.
As Boudreaux made his rounds he found a nice looking little lady to start a conversation with. After a few drinks Boudreaux decided that it was time to make his move.
Boudreaux asks “How about you and me slip out of here and you can come back with me to my place right down the bayou there?”
The woman replies “Oh, I can’t do that right now. I’m on my Menstrual Cycle.”
Boudreaux laughs and replies “Well that’s ok, I’m on my four-wheeler. You could just follow me!”