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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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![]() Leave it to an Irishman! Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire. Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help and notices people trapped five stories up. Paddy yells to the people, "I'm Paddy Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday. I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!" One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well. Then Obama jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him. Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' down the burnt ones!" Warning! If you laughed at this, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Rev. Wright will be coming to picket your house! |
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Warning! If you laughed at this, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Rev. Wright
will be coming to picket your house! send them on, i have something for them i laughed out loud |
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hahaha
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