Home Depot Scam

[Micah]

Be Alert: Home Depot Scam

A heads up for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Last month I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping. Don't be naive enough think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.




Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your purchases. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say nah and instead ask you for a ride to another store. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing each other and making out. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.





I know this is true, because I had my wallet stolen February 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also March 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 11th, 12th, three times last Saturday, probably tomorrow, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be very careful.



(P.S. #Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each.)