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Old 10-27-2013, 07:22 PM
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Default The secret to a long life...

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured below.
She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar,so he walked up to her and said,

“I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?”

“I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. Before going to bed,I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and never exercise at all.

“That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?”

“Forty,” she replied
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Old 10-28-2013, 01:10 PM
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That ain't no joke. I have some older family members that were always the wild ones while I was growing up. Smoking reefer on the back porch at the Christmas party, popping pills at Thanksgiving dinner, and staying at least half loaded pretty much anytime I saw them. Went back home to visit this past weekend and happened to see both of them. Holy shat, they look horrible and are sadly on their way out. They are about 55 but look about 75. That stuff will catch up with ya, glad I throttled back sooner rather than later.
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Old 10-28-2013, 02:26 PM
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That's the truth. I have an aunt that looks like my grandmother. She is the wild ahold of the family. Dui's, drugs, shot like that. If she didn't die her hair she could pass for my grandmother's little sister easily.
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