Fight with the wife.

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Walking into the bar, Tim said to Glen the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman."

"Oh yeah?" said Glen. "And how did this one end?"

"When it was over," Tim replied, "she came to me on her hands and knees."

"Really? Now that's a switch! What did she say?"

She said, "Come out from under the bed, you little chicken-s**t