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![]() Drank a lot of Landshrak beer. went on vacation cam back on probation. Wif e rearraged furnaiture and i fell acrross the couch nad hit the glass coofee table. Christmas is gonna suck this heara, I broke the tree. She is not ahppee with me. If I wake up tomrorow, I might go fsishing. If in taint too cold.. JMimmey bufft anint got nugttninng on me.; |
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Drunk posting is not SAFE posting!
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lmaoooooooooooooooooo thats RAY !!!!!!!!!! THAT ***** IS HAMMMMMMMMMMERED !!!!!!!!!!!
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hahahaha he had a Christmas party last night lmao
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2 of 4..... lol its gonna be a long day sunday !!!!
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oooooooooooooooooooooooo yea lol
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Oh my head... Not from the beer, from the coffee table.
My wife rearranged the furniture in the living room for the Christmas tree. I hit the couch and fell on a glass coffee table. I can tell you that my head is not hard enough to break a glass coffee table. I have the lump to prove it. Then I found the Christmas tree, in the dark.. It is totaled. I wonder if my homeowners insurance will cover it. I got a few scratches and cuts from that one too. 2 parties down, 2 more to go. I might not drink Sat. night. I will be a respectable member of society. Normally I can spell good. But my fingers just don't work good when they have held too many beers. |
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lmao way to go Ray...
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Ray...you've been issued a TWI...Typing While Intoxicated...!!!!!!!!!!
![]() Please in the future have a friend type...its safer...
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LMAO funny stuff right there
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Sad thing is I understood every bit of it!
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Ray...remember the 12 life savin rules.............
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My wife and I take turns driving drunk...
![]() Christmas tree is fixed. It is fake. All I had to do was bend the limbs up. That worked out pretty well. But there are still some missing balls. They got broked last night. Also left a half eaten fruit cake open on the counter top last night. I didn't even know we had a fruit cake in the house. I never eat fruit cake unless I am drunk. |
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lmao..... we still going fishing sunday ?? i got the green light.... its on !!
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Happens to the best of us man.
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