Real Life Sanford and Son...True Story

["W"]

This is a true story about the real Lamont and Fred....... I have been having these two guys coming by my house over the last few years to cut down two pine trees.....I keep telling them I don't have the money to waist on trees but they keep coming back.... Well the more they come the lower the prices keep going...... Well Yesterday Old Fred (what I call him) came by saying he needs some money! I said look you cut both trees down for a $1000 with Stumps and haul them off....... I will do it.....And Throw in lunch with a full tank of gas to haul the stuff off......I told him that's the best I can do.......


BINGO.......HE SAYS DEAL......Now I can’t pass this up!!! I told him I just need his copy of his insurance and coverage.. He gives me this look Don’t you have insurance he ask? I said yes on my home......He says well that should cover us.....I said yes but no....It covers you walking from my door to your truck but not if you cut a tree and it falls on my house! Why should my home insurance pay for that? Or if you fall out the tree why should I pay for that? He looks and says well if I have to get a insurance plan the price will have to go up........ I said that’s my price and if you had a plan already like your suppose to have you would not take these cheep prices! (BINGO) ...... It would cost me $3000 to have these two trees removed by a real incenses tree service! Now Cut it down for my offer with insurance of leave it.....

Old Fred and Lamont

[Jordan]

Did they cut it down , I'll do it for $650 and the keys to the haynie for a weekend

[Ray]

Dang, that's high.
I cut down a pine and some other trash tree for $900 and they used a truck crane.
But their office was just down the road and they were already cutting in my neighborhood.

[Raymond]

Originally Posted by "W"

This is a true story about the real Lamont and Fred....... I have been having these two guys coming by my house over the last few years to cut down two pine trees.....I keep telling them I don't have the money to waist on trees but they keep coming back.... Well the more they come the lower the prices keep going...... Well Yesterday Old Fred (what I call him) came by saying he needs some money! I said look you cut both trees down for a $1000 with Stumps and haul them off....... I will do it.....And Throw in lunch with a full tank of gas to haul the stuff off......I told him that's the best I can do.......


BINGO.......HE SAYS DEAL......Now I can’t pass this up!!! I told him I just need his copy of his insurance and coverage.. He gives me this look Don’t you have insurance he ask? I said yes on my home......He says well that should cover us.....I said yes but no....It covers you walking from my door to your truck but not if you cut a tree and it falls on my house! Why should my home insurance pay for that? Or if you fall out the tree why should I pay for that? He looks and says well if I have to get a insurance plan the price will have to go up........ I said that’s my price and if you had a plan already like your suppose to have you would not take these cheep prices! (BINGO) ...... It would cost me $3000 to have these two trees removed by a real incenses tree service! Now Cut it down for my offer with insurance of leave it.....

Old Fred and Lamont

And now he will call me and expect to buy it for $200.00
Axemen is coming back on next week, just watch a few episodes and you should know enough to fell those trees like a "PRO". Let us know when you get ready to cut them so we can come and watch.

TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!