Boudreaux and the Ghost

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When the Jerry Springer show came on the other day, Jerry told the audience:

"Today we're gonna have a show on the supernatural." The audience applauded and Jerry continued, "Has anybody in our audience today seen a ghost?"

About 20 hands went up in the crowd and Jerry says, "Great! We got the right audience. Alright!, how many of you ever spoke to a ghost? Actually talked with one?"

About 5 hands go up. Jerry explodes, "Fantastic! Okay, let's go all all the way here. Have any of you had sex with a ghost?"

There was a murmur in the audience as everybody was looking for the one hand that went up way in the back.

Jerry Springer bounds into the audience with a microphone to the old man in the back row, reaches him and asks "Sir, what's your name?"

The old man looks at Jerry seriously and says "Boudreaux".

Jerry Springer asks "Ah, Mr. Boudreaux where do you live?"

Boudreaux looks around and gets close to the mic and says quietly "Brusly"

Jerry Springer says excitedly "Okay, Okay, Mr. Boudreaux from Brusly, so you're admitting that you've had sex with a ghost?"

Boudreaux shrugs off Jerry and says "Aw man, I thought you said 'Sex with a Goat'!"