chinese sick leave

[speck-chaser]

[SIZE=4]Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'
[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'
[/SIZE]

[longsidelandry]

lmao good one

[QUACKHEAD]

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are except maybe ... the boss guy. lol

[Jordan]

OMFG !!!!!!!!

[adamsfence]

thats pretty good

[Zachary Boy]

Originally Posted by speck-chaser

[SIZE=4]Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] hurt, I no come work.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] better and I go to work.. You try that.'[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] nice house'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][/SIZE]

[fishmaster911]

Haha ! That's a good one !