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Old 02-10-2010, 11:16 AM
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[SIZE=4]Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'
[/SIZE]


[SIZE=4]The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work.. You try that.'
[/SIZE]


[SIZE=4]Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You[/SIZE][SIZE=4]
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got
nice house'
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:29 AM
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lmao good one
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:34 AM
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That's funny right there, I don't care who you are except maybe ... the boss guy. lol
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:41 AM
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OMFG !!!!!!!!
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Old 02-10-2010, 12:53 PM
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thats pretty good
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Old 02-11-2010, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by speck-chaser View Post
[SIZE=4]Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] hurt, I no come work.'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]
[/SIZE]


[SIZE=4]The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] better and I go to work.. You try that.'
[/SIZE]


[SIZE=4]Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You[/SIZE][SIZE=4][/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4] nice house'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]
[/SIZE]
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Old 02-11-2010, 09:10 AM
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Haha ! That's a good one !
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